Stand-Up Jesus

$35 Regular / $45 VIP tickets

“Irreverent!” “Sacrilegious!” “Hysterical!”

In Robert Dubac’s newest show, STAND-UP JESUS, our Lord and savior finally returns but this time he’s no carpenter, he’s a stand-up comedian! Join him as he channels what God created on the eighth day.

Shining the light of truth on false prophets, duplicitous politicians, and immoral sheeple, J.C.’s razor-sharp satire has been intelligently designed to redeem sinners of all faiths. So let he who is without sin cast the first heckle!

Come bear witness to a truth that hurts and a truth that’s funny with STAND-UP JESUS!  Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, and it will be done without f-bombs.*
That alone is a miracle! Who better to battle the hypocrisy of modern-day evangelism than STAND-UP JESUS! It’s a Second Coming blessed with punchlines.  Heaven help us?  Hell, yeah!

*DISCLAIMER: Okay, there are a couple of f-bombs but Jesus only swears when absolutely necessary. (Just like you.)

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING: 

“Now we know what the “H” stands for…  HILARIOUS!”
– Mohammed

“He’s more famous than the Beatles!”
– Matthew, Mark, Luke
and John

“Comedy has risen to a new level!”
– Moses